By now, I’m sure you all have heard about or read about or sensed coming out of the dark aether that lies between this world and that of the nether realms the existence of Jack in the Box’s new “delicacy” (read: affront to God, man, and the natural order of things) – their bacon milkshake. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Food’
An Experiment Gone Awry
Posted: February 15, 2012 by kaostheory in Slice of LifeTags: Alcohol, Food, Frustration, Rage, Sex
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How To Do Easter The Dan Eats Cat Food Way
Posted: April 24, 2011 by kaostheory in InformativeTags: Awesome, Food, Help, Sex
Easter. The time of year where we as human beings suspend all belief in favor of accepting that sometimes giant, mutated rabbits are able to produce multi-colored, probably infected, and voluminous amounts of chicken eggs like some sort of unholy cross taking part because of the rape of a hen by a jackrabbit. Yeah. That’s [...]
Viking Blood and Bad Decisions: DECF Does Vegas 2: Monday/Tuesday
Posted: March 22, 2011 by kaostheory in Slice of LifeTags: Alcohol, Food, Pervert, Rage, Retard Phenomena, Violence
Let’s just get to it. This is not going to be a fun recap. This isn’t what I particularly want to relive, but what the hell. Gotta tell you all about the good and the bad. And this is mostly bad. Holy Hannah. Let’s just do this and get it done with. —— Monday morning, [...]
Viking Blood and Bad Decisions: DECF Does Vegas 2: Sunday, Part 2
Posted: March 21, 2011 by kaostheory in Slice of LifeTags: Alcohol, Awesome, Food, Music, Pervert, Pissy, Tits
One note on this half of Sunday before I begin. I’m going to do my best to piece this together but these notes are drunken and horribly scribbled. The fact that they actually EXIST is a testament to my dedication to the idea of recapping my experiences. I’ll do my best to get these down [...]
Viking Blood and Bad Decisions: DECF Does Vegas 2: Sunday, Part 1
Posted: March 19, 2011 by kaostheory in Slice of LifeTags: Alcohol, Food, Pervert, Sex
Today’s song on blast? “Look What The Cat Dragged In” by Poison. I figured that was pretty apropos considering our Vegas Sunday basically spiraled from the time we woke up to the time that we crashed. “Half alive or half dead, I just can’t tell” is basically Monday morning’s slogan, but that will come up [...]
Viking Blood and Bad Decisions: DECF Does Vegas 2: Saturday, Part 2
Posted: March 17, 2011 by kaostheory in UncategorizedTags: Alcohol, Food, Frustration, Music, Sex
As it is St. Patrick’s Day, I will…still not be writing this article in an Irish brogue because that is one of the most overdone journalistic/Internet website article attempts at being “fun” that exists. It’s not fun, it’s not cute and it’s not original. Instead, I’ll just listen to Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly and [...]
Viking Blood and Bad Decisions: DECF Does Vegas 2: Saturday, Part 1
Posted: March 16, 2011 by kaostheory in Slice of LifeTags: Alcohol, Awesome, Food, Frustration, Pervert, Sex
With the onset of Tennessee’s Spring Break, two things came into play: the homecoming of my brother, Superfly, and our subsequent return to Sin City, The Home of Devastating Hangovers…Las Vegas. Here, as per tradition, is my recounting of the trip in as much detail as I can remember. For the record, about half of [...]
Yes, we cook. What of it? Cooking is both incredibly manly – enough to give weak dudes a set and non-weak dudes an EXTRA set, which means we each have like…seven sets of stones – and is 28% more likely to get you laid if you talk about it. Even more so, you get to [...]
